The Language Phrasebook Millenials Actually Need

Traditional phrasebooks don’t reflect life in 2019 so here’s some small talk for our era…

The Language Phrasebook
Millenials Actually Need

  • “Ist deine Wohnung so groß wie ein Kühlschrank oder pendelst du drei Stunden pro Tag?” Is your apartment the size of a refrigerator or do you commute three hours a day? 
  • “¿Quieres destruir los medios de producción?” Do you want to destroy the means of production?
  • “Scheisse, was hat er gerade getwittert?” Shit, what has he tweeted now?
  • “No, no puedo comprar una casa, como demasiado aguacates.” No, I can’t buy a house, I eat too many avocados.
  • “Ich ziehe nach Neuseeland um.” I’m moving to New Zealand.

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