Traditional phrasebooks don’t reflect life in 2019 so here’s some small talk for our era…
The Language Phrasebook
Millenials Actually Need
- “Ist deine Wohnung so groß wie ein Kühlschrank oder pendelst du drei Stunden pro Tag?” Is your apartment the size of a refrigerator or do you commute three hours a day?
- “¿Quieres destruir los medios de producción?” Do you want to destroy the means of production?
- “Scheisse, was hat er gerade getwittert?” Shit, what has he tweeted now?
- “No, no puedo comprar una casa, como demasiado aguacates.” No, I can’t buy a house, I eat too many avocados.
- “Ich ziehe nach Neuseeland um.” I’m moving to New Zealand.
